This isn't really a brag, more of a funny quote.

We were driving home from vacation the other day and the girls were hungry. The only thing we had in the car were apples. DD9 starts saying "an apple a day keeps the doctor away", so DD4 says then we should eat 15-20 a day. About a minute later she says "um, no, I was incorrect, if you eat 15-20 apples you wouldn't keep a doctor away, you'd be calling one quickly because you'd make yourself sick!"