Wolf (7): Do scientists know how many light years it is to the next dimension?

Me to Wolf and Bear after an add showing a kid playing with fire, "You know fire isn't a toy right?" (mainly for Bear's enlightenment)

Wolf in reply, "Of course it isn't! It's a chemical reaction!"

I couldn't find a funny things kids say thread, but both of these made me want to tell people, so I guess they can go here.