Mr W (3y5m) had an earache. We went to the Pediatrician. His normal Ped was out, so another Doc filled in.

When the Doc came in, he said, "So I hear we are not feeling good."

"Daddy is ok. I am the one sick." said Mr W.

Doc looks over at Mr W.

"My right ear hurts, again. Its probably an ear infection. I think I need amoxycillin. My mommy is taking it now."

Doc looks starts looking at his charts. "How old is he?"



Mr W (3y5m) got a new baby sitter.

He let her get the tour before starting the interrogation. After the third question, she sitter just stared at him with her mouth open.

"How did you find out about this job?"
"How old are you?"
"Do you have a boyfriend?"
"Do you like to watch the movie cars?"
"What kind of car do you have?"

At midnight, we got a text.

"I've tried everything. He is still awake!"